Her Diary Vs His Diary

HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk,

he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong – He said, "Nothing"

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.- He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too”.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not
take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts

are with someone else.

My life is a disaster. !!!!!!!!!!!


HIS DIARY

Today we lost the cricket match. We could have won.

NOW that's called

Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

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Vodafone ZooZoo Ad for Independence Day.

Independence day in India is celebrated on 15th August of every year. Vodafone has released its new version of Zoozoo ads for Independence Day. You might have previously watched all Zoozoo ads before, later on the making of zoozoo ads were spread all over internet through forward mails. And now are the new Independence Day Vodafone Zoozoo ads.

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Some Nice Quotes, Lines, Thoughts.

Never give up
when everything fall into pieces,

Never even lose hope,
When everyone turns their back on you.

Remember:
Life is not about being fair.
It's about surpassing the unfair reality.

Life wont wait for you forever
If you let everything pass you by,
You'll never find out,
how beautiful life can really be.

Don't be afraid to get hurt,
if you dont risk something,
You'll never gain anything.


Strangers at one point,good friends in time
Nobody knows how our world works.
It's you a matter of time when you trully appreciate a person.

A matter of fate:
Where the right people are at the right place and at the right time.
Nobody understands how the universe conspires for us to
meet the people we'll love or have connections with
but then it just happens, you click and the story begins...

Last One:
The measure of a person is not how well he prepares
for everything to go right,but how gracefully he stands up
and moves on ofter everything goes wrong...!

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Office Humour

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)


Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK

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