Not all rules can be followed.!

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and
told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place
you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It
breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones,
Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that
straight,   what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."

Source: Received in a mail from friend (Tushar Murugkar)

This can help you being Lazy...

This can help you being Lazy..,!! 

Interesting try it out...!! 

As we all are getting lazier day by day, this mail promotes laziness to the core! Generally we have problems in pressing Ctrl+ Alt+Del or Windows+L to Lock our PCs, 

Hence it would be better if we could do that by the click of a mouse. Here's how to do it : 

1. Right click an empty spot on the desktop, point to New and click Shortcut.
2. In the Create Shortcut dialog box, copy the following into the 'Type the location' of the item text box: 
   "rundll32 user32.dll,LockWorkStation" remove quotes while typing. 
3. Click Next. 
4. In "Type a name for this shortcut", type "LOCK" and Click Finish 
5. Now just double click on the icon, your desktop will be locked.

Source: Received in a mail from friend (Chintan bhavsar)

Newton's IT Laws

First law: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.

Second law: The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.

Third Law: Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Engineers Vs Doctors.

All engineers are gonna like this one....!!!!!
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
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Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are Genius, so don't mess with Engineers.