Never give up
when everything fall into pieces,
Never even lose hope,
When everyone turns their back on you.
Remember:
Life is not about being fair.
It's about surpassing the unfair reality.
Life wont wait for you forever
If you let everything pass you by,
You'll never find out,
how beautiful life can really be.
Don't be afraid to get hurt,
if you dont risk something,
You'll never gain anything.
Strangers at one point,good friends in time
Nobody knows how our world works.
It's you a matter of time when you trully appreciate a person.
A matter of fate:
Where the right people are at the right place and at the right time.
Nobody understands how the universe conspires for us to
meet the people we'll love or have connections with
but then it just happens, you click and the story begins...
Last One:
The measure of a person is not how well he prepares
for everything to go right,but how gracefully he stands up
and moves on ofter everything goes wrong...!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Some Nice Quotes, Lines, Thoughts.
Office Humour
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Sourav Ganguly - The Man With Records.
Indian cricket's most successful captain ever, had decided to retire - on his own terms. Sourav Ganguly will always be remembered for its excellence as the captain of Indian cricket team and making India win some of the historical wins.
Some Of the Records of the Greatest Indian Captain are mentioned below:
- Scored a Century On test debut.
- Has Captained India for a record of 49 tests.
- Lead India to a record of 21 test wins.
- India's Number 1 successful test captain.
- India's most successful ODI Captain.
- He was involved in the first ever 300 run partnership with Rahul Dravid.
- Has been awarded with 30 Man Of The Match Awards.
- The Only player to win 4 consecutive Man Of The Match Awards.
- He is the First Indian player to score a century against Australia in Australia.
- He holds the record shared with Mahendra Singh Dhoni, for the second highest score by an Indian cricketer of 183.
- He holds the record for the highest first wicket partnership the Sachin Tendulkar of 258 runs against Kenya.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
I Proud To Be An Indian
1. Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems? Vinod Khosla. The Sun founder also had an Indian Professor in Computer Technologies at Louisiana State University.
2. Who is the creator of the Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)? Vinod Dham.
3. Who is the third richest man in the world? According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is AZIM PREMJI, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.
4. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)? Sabeer Bhatia.
5. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT &T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, and Unix to name a few)? Arun Netravalli.
6. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard? Rajiv Gupta.
7. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? Sanjay Tejwrika.
8. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart? Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar. Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than the Caucasians and natives. There are 3.22 million Indians in USA (1.5% of population).
9. Indian doctors, numbering more than 35,000, constitute over five percent of all physicians in America.
10. Indians constitute ten percent of all medical students in America.
11. Indians also own nearly 40% of all the small and mid-size hotels in the country.
12. Another point is that three-fourths of all graduates from the prestigious IIT university in India are in the U.S.
13.India invented the numerical system. Aryabhatta invented 'zero.'
14.Chess was invented in India.
15.With 800 movies per year, India's film industry overshadows Hollywood.
16. Six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years. No other country has won more than twice.
17.India is the largest producer and consumer of tea in the world, accounting for more than 30% of global production and 25% of consumption.
18.There are more then 3 million Indians in the US.
19.India has the second-largest pool of scientists and engineers in the world.
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